Much like someone else who was at work in Fandom today, April had gotten her hands on that new "erotic bestseller" everyone was talking about.

However, April was not using it for its intended purpose. Or even reading it with her pants on. No, instead she was tearing out pages one by one and tossing them like basketballs into a series of differently- ( Read more... )

This was not the first time Fandom had turned Topher into a pony. It was, however, the first time Fandom had turned him into a pony when Topher had a date planned.

Fandom, you were such an ass sometimes.

So he went to work, hovering a little behind the counter (because disgruntled or not, it wasn't like he was just going to waste the wings) and ( Read more... )

Topher was having a bit of difficulty with one of his projects at Stark Industries today. For whatever reason, he was under the impression that a particular tool set would be all that was required to fix a fridge, and it was turning out that that was not quite the case, based on the way it kept shorting out when he tested it ( Read more... )

Now, this was the sort of place where Samus could feel at home. Much more so than any place that sold decorative and scented animal-shaped soaps and sensible underwear, at any rate. She was already getting to work on a new project, deftly managing her work one-handed while conducting business via her helmet's comm link ( Read more... )

Ender was very good at pretending to be in a good mood, in a good place. Actually being so - at least to a point - was different. While he was hardly going to work humming or anything silly like that, a little bit of the weight was off his shoulders today ( Read more... )

With all the extra people coming in for the graduation, Samus decided to agree to coming into the general store to help Apu a little, though she doubted he would need her assistance as much as he made it out to be. She was pretty sure he was just a little overexcited because the cheese panda had thought it a good idea to try to make a cheese ( Read more... )

Samus really wasn't expecting the general store to be very busy today, but she still wanted to be there to keep an eye on things. This just meant she'd have some time to do some tune-ups on her armor, so a lot of bits and pieces were scattered around the counter, behind the counter, in the office, on top of the SquishyBot. It might seem ( Read more... )

It hadn't taken long for word to spread regarding the removal of the rabbits, gizkas, protopets... and most importantly, the School Board and the Howells.

The lack of needing to pretend they were a Perfectly Ordinary Boarding School meant that the uniforms could had to be disposed of.

In a bonfire, naturally.

[ooc: come one, come all, indulge in ( Read more... )

Samus was doing one job, while looking over some paperwork for her new job (and hoping the employees at Stark's weren't the motley bunch she was stuck with here), and wearing the uniform from her old job. Shaking her head as she flipped through papers and noted how much easier it would be to just scan them with her Power Suit visor, she just ( Read more... )

As if the presence of the School Board wasn't enough of an annoyance, Tino was clearly taking his recent "promotion" a bit too seriously, what with the way he was lording his new (temporary) manager status over Jake.

Jake had decided to ignore him in favour of testing out a shipment of espresso-flavoured vodka that had arrived earlier that day ( Read more... )